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Q. How do you know these shirts are truly Dragon Proof and that I will not be eaten if I was to wear one?
A. To date none of our customers has ever complained of been eaten by a dragon while wearing a "Not to be Eaten by Dragons" t-shirt.
Q. How does it work?
A. It is dificult to obtain a scientific explanation. (Scientists are less than objective when approached with questions concerning dragons.) On the other hand Wizards are quite free with their ideas and theories. It has been sugested that dragons are meticulous creatures who always read the small print. How they learn to read has not been fully explained. Nor is there sufficient understanding of whether all dragons are fluent in English. Another school of thought is that the words form part of a spell or incantation performed by the magicians in the printing workshop. We have been unable to verify this as they are always sat around drinking cups of tea whenever we take a look.
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